With the holidays fast approaching, what better gift to give than something that proves your allegiance to your fair alma mater? But better yet, why not personalize the gift? Through MyGarb, a clothing store that the Cornell Store has teamed up with, you can create your own, personalized apparel that can be tailored to every niche on Cornell's expansive and diverse campus. Now, you can have every major, fraternity house, sport, or extracurricular activity on East Hill firmly imprinted next to Cornell's trademark name and logo. The Image Committee must love this, not only do we now have cool hats and hoodies, but we also now have "Unisex Hooded Blankets" to make all of the kids at the other Ivies drool in jealousy. Why? Because Cornell is the only school in the Ivy League to partner with MyGarb. But let's have a little fun with this. The MetaEzra reader who creates the most unique, funny, or simply outlandish t-shirt, hoodie, or "ultimate blanket" on MyGarb and submits a picture of it to editor@metaezra.com by no later than December 22nd, will win a prize. The permutations are seemingly endless. For instance, let's say you are a member of Cornell's Swine Club, a Vet-school outfit that pledges to promote "procine education amongst students", and suppose you still haven't gotten anything for your grandmother this holiday season. Well, what better gift for her than a baby-doll t-shirt that proudly proclaims that she is a proud grandmother of a member of the Swine Club at Cornell University? I bet her bingo partners won't even get the double entendre.