With college admissions season right around the corner, nervous parents and bratty, adderall snorting high school students bent on rising into America’s power elite should not be setting their sites on the Ivy League. Why? Cutting-edge research now indicates that the classrooms producing the educators of America’s aristocracy are in such far away locales as Dillard University in Lousiana or Queens College… Canada. At some point, America’s ruling class got smart, and decided to educate their educators at Podunk U. No doubt because it was cheaper. (The rich will stop at no end to save a penny.)
Zero
Yep. That’s the percentage of current Ivy League university presidents that had their undergraduate degree signed by the president of an Ivy League institution.
So why go to Columbia when the guy that oversees Columbia went to the University of Oregon? And Dartmouth students: We understand that Wisconsin has really good beer and cheese. Just ask your president. He went to some no-name school out there that nobody has ever heard of.
Click below for the data that went into this groundbreaking research. (And please note that any attempt for this post to be a knock-off of IvyGate was intended.)
