My girlfriend is obsessed with Ask Uncle Ezra. She reads you first thing in the morning every Tuesday and Thursday, and always reads the fun ones aloud (she loved the one with the dude whose girlfriend who said the North Campus-Collegetown relationship was long-distance, because we had to deal with that when we were juniors. It's harder than you think!)
I wonder if she said yes, and if they are graduating seniors. If so, I wish the love-birds all of my best upon their graduation and the commencement of their life together.
Anyway, I have a question that you can't answer, Ezra. Since by now I've provided enough details that she knows who she is, I want to know if she will marry me. If she opens the bottom right drawer on the computer desk, and looks under my old Physics 410 lab reports, she will find a ring. It's been there since January, and I've been working up the nerve to ask.
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